tehawesome:

I’ll keep doing weather.com clickbait headline rewrites until it no longer brings me joy.

tehawesome:

Actual tragedy hit the Midwest and weather.com managed to break it up into around 20 different wreckage slideshows and “wow look at all the broken houses” videos.

"We’re gonna get so many clicks!" they declared, picking out the best photos of people walking through rubble.

tehawesome:

More weather.com clickbait rewrites because it’s a lovely day and I guess I really wanted to use the phrase “slutty bridges lookin’ to fuck.”